Dinosaurian Imperial Update From Your Emperor

GG

*The Emperor reporting to you now from the Imperial Palace*

Hello citizens of my Empire,

As you should know, the Empire has conquered four of the five forum galaxies here, and we plan to conquer five of five soon.

We currently, however, are abstaining from controlling the last remaining forum, the Heroes forum, and we plan for now to do some activities for the citizens of the Empire.

By official decree, I am announcing a new holiday, Imperial Renaissance Day, which will begin June 15th and will last until June 17th. On this day there will be parties and parades, all expense on the Empire.

The biggest takeaway from this speech is the announcement of the Imperial Slogan, "A place of fear for many, a place of peace for most."

Carry on with your daily activities, citizens.

-Emperor GorillaGodzilla

Lord Vader

By the looks of things, the only thing about anything that's changing is the fact that now there's an irrelevant post in every forum saying, in a nutshell, "The Empire has conquered this forum". 

GG

Indeed, my spiteful friend.

Lord Vader

I wouldn't consider us friends. More so I'm doing anything because I don't want to get into a pissing contest over the Internet

GG

Then why don't you just leave the Empire alone and not be a sore loser.

Lord Vader

This is more fun

GG

*Sighs*

Lord Vader

*laughs*